If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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