I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I need water and some morals
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