Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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