No awkward lesbian experiences without me
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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