Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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