we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Randomize
