VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Who died my cat blue again?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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