I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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