your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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