i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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