Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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