Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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