If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
