Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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