OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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