Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
