You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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