maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It's blow job season.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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