Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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