I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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