Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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