I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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