love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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