It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Even my vagina gasped.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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