But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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