Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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