white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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