I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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