so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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