shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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