Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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