my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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