Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
she smelled like a LAN party
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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