how can u be prego again
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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