:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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