I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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