I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
