I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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