Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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