i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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