marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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