Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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