BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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