I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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