C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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