I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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