I faked an abortion last night.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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