Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He better not be in your backpack
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
