STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
