I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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