So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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