You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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