This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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